CON AIR

Now you would think that a film starring some of cinema's best actors would be good, right? Well.... I really don't know what goes through an actor's mind when choosing new material to star in and as far as this film is concerned, I think that they were all drunk when they read the script. I can somewhat understand the allure of this big exciting action film. They all needed the money and thought it would be a good career boost to star in the action film of the summer. Too bad they weren't offered AIR FORCE ONE.

It's an interesting concept: a bunch of prisoners take over the plane being used to transport them from one maximum security prison to another. The kink in their plan is a good guy sent up the river for accidently killing a man while trying to protect his wife. It was a clear cut case of self-defense to me, but because Cage was a Marine, he's considered a deadly weapon who should have known better. Too bad we didn't have his jury sitting on the O.J. trial. I think the outcome would have been very different. He, of course, redeems himself by attempting to stop these bad, bad men from pulling off their dastardly plan. All by himself. Go marines! Mayhem, blood and death ensue. There's a massive gun battle in the desert and a crazy ending that has the plane careening down the Vegas Strip crashing into the lobby of the Sands Hotel. To tie up all the loose ends, Malkovich gets his comeuppance in a weird and violent way.

Though exceedingly implausible from beginning to end, this is certainly not the worst film I've ever seen. It actually has some really fun moments thanks to the Johns. Malkovich because he plays psychos so well – civilized, yet brutal – and Cusack because he's extremely likable as the little underdog that could. The rest of the crew are passable in their performances. The whole concept was just rife with stupidity and over-the-top machismos. However, you can't expect anything different from Mr. Bruckheimer. Buscemi gets the "Creep-out" award for a scene where he has "tea" with a young girl. His character is a murdering pedophile, so you can only imagine the implications. If you have kids you may want to step out of the room.

It's funny to me to see Cage become this action hero. Ten years ago, people would've laughed if you even suggested it, especially after such goofy turns in films like RAISING ARIZONA and HONEYMOON IN VEGAS. Of course 20 years ago, Oscar-winner Tom Hanks was wearing a dress on television, so I guess anything is possible. It's just amazing that the man who won the Best Actor Oscar for such a gripping and intense performance in LEAVING LAS VEGAS would choose a film like this. I guess everyone has to cleanse their palate. He looked good all buffed up, which for this film was half the battle. Maybe the fact that it ends in Vegas, a recurring location in his films, made it too hard to resist. Overall, CON AIR has some enjoyable sequences if you like action movies and don't have a problem with believability.